"introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. i'm an agent of chaos. oh, and you know that thing about chaos? it's fair."
slow motion shots of white people smiling while the narrator says stuff like may cause erectile disfunction, stomach bleeding, explosive diarrhea, death
this pigeon was having trouble pecking at a stale cookie on the street so i went over and crushed it with my foot so it could eat better and i think that was the nicest thing i did this year
FUCK YOU GUYS WHO THOUGHT THAT I CRUSHED THE PIGEON AT FIRST IM A NICE PERSON